alliedinlight:

Think about.

You start the car by putting a metal dick into a firm vagina, twist it until it purs. When it finally catches, you start your sexual expedition.

While driving down the road, you’ve usually got music on and you play with what could be male or female nipples to find the right station and volume. You press your foot down to make things go faster and faster, and you have to move your foot to slow things down, like leverage on a bed.

Then, when you want the car to light up, you caress knobs and move sticks.

The whole time, you’ve got your hands on the steering wheel, which is like a big torso. Holding him/her down.

Then, when you are done, you twist and pull out, leaving her/him ever so suddenly. In a long enough amount of time, you break up with your car, or your car dies, but hell, you had a good run.

Or, like a good boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife, you try to fix some things, taking the car to the car hospital (mechanic). Sometimes, you upgrade, and she/he moans like never before. You know you are meant for each other. :D

<3 you Sally, my Toyota Corolla.