randominternet:

1. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

2. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

3. When someone says. “How are you?”, you say, “Good to the last drop.”

4. You ski uphill.

5. You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought.

6. You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.

7. You speed walk in your sleep.

8. You have a bumper sticker that says: “Coffee drinkers are good in the sack.”

9. You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

10. You just completed another sweater and you don’t know how to knit.

11. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

12. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

13. You sleep with your eyes open.

14. When you open your dish cabinet, and there is only mugs.

15. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

16. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.

17. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

18. You lick your coffeepot clean.

via lovemesomecoffee